Madonnas beachwear involves layers, a muumuu & a hat: funny or ridiculous?
Madonna and her kids usually go on holiday at some point every summer. They have something extra to celebrate this summer: Lourdes Leon has graduated from high school! So Lola came to Ibiza with her super-embarrassing mom and her mom’s entourage. These are some photos from the group outing yesterday.
Almost everyone in the group is wearing light summer clothes, t-shirts and shorts or light skirts. Not Madonna. Madonna is a Death Eater who can never, ever be in the sun. Which is fine, in general, but why go to the beach then?! Nicole Kidman doesn’t like to get in the sun either, but you don’t see her swaddled in an ace-bandage, thermal, long-sleeved blouse PLUS a giant muumuu while AT THE BEACH.
I kind of wonder if Madonna chose Ibiza this year because she heard that all of the cool kids (Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber) were partying in Ibiza this year. She’s like three weeks too late on it though. Too bad! She’s got to find some way to impress her new boyfriend. Madge and Brahim Zaibat broke up at some point and she immediately started up with a 26-year-old dancer named Timor Steffens. You can see a photo of him here – I can’t tell if he’s part of this group in Ibiza, but I would think he probably is. Madonna likes to travel with her boyfriends (so they can babysit the younger kids).
Madge also turned 56 this past weekend. Looking through her Instagram, I see that she partied with a very hammered-looking Kate Moss. As one does. Madge also posted this photo of Rocco (OMG HE’S SO BIG) with the message, “Jeff Spicoli is alive and well in the South of France! #boom #fuzzy”. Um… Rocco is Guy Ritchie’s son and Madonna has dressed him up like her ex-husband?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Madonna’s IG.
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